What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
A model plane.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What happens when grass goes out of town?