What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
A model plane.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why did the frog starve?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the foal cough?