Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Dolly Pardon.
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
How did groundhogs get their name?
