There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
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What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?