There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the cow cross the road?