There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How do you talk to a giant?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do elves learn in school?