What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Sue-nami.
Why can't you trust a pig?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
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Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call a tired tree?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What table can you never sit at?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What is the emptiest holiday?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?