Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
What animal has the most fun?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Where do actors go to pray?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's a tornado's favorite game?