Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do cows like to dance to?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?