Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How do you get kids to do something?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?