How many insurance policies do cats need?
Nine, for each of their lives.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why was the math book sad?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?