How many insurance policies do cats need?
Nine, for each of their lives.
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
When do cows get tired?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Where do ants go to eat?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's the holiest insect?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call a flying police officer?