How many insurance policies do cats need?
Nine, for each of their lives.
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What building always gets stains on it?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?