What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toad!
How did the toad die?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Which cats love to be petted?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?