Why was the spider so smart?
Because he knew the entire WWWeb.
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call a tired tree?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?