Why was the spider so smart?
Because he knew the entire WWWeb.
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's the slowest 5k?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?