Why was the spider so smart?
Because he knew the entire WWWeb.
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Where do stars go to college?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What animals make the best students?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What kind of dog chases anything red?