Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Webley stadium.
It's allergy season again?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why do vampires always look sick?