Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Webley stadium.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?