What do you call an animal pop star?
Justin Beaver.
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What kind of books do boats write?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Surprise!!!!