What Easter candy has tons of friends?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the frog starve?
What do Scottish toads play?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why was the horse so happy?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you call a sad latte?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?