If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What school subject really rocks?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?