What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Boxing Day.
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Which singer could always break a five?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the rug say to the floor?