What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
I haven't seen you since last year!
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?