What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog's tale.
Why is a doctor always calm?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?