What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog's tale.
What animal floats best?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you call a dog in space?