What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog's tale.
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's a henway?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why do cubes make great referees?