What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog's tale.
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you say to a really good barista?