What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Cough-ee.
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?