What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Cough-ee.
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why are turtles so shy?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
How do automobiles fly?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?