What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Cough-ee.
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What fish sings the best?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did the hostess name her daughter?