What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Chilly dogs.
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Where do actors go to pray?
What words make the best athletes?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?