Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation
What fish sings the best?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What animal loves Indian food?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?