Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call an old snowman?