Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
It was sick of being kicked around!
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What is a tree's least favorite month?