Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
It was sick of being kicked around!
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What's a forklift?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What school subject really rocks?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?