Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
It was sick of being kicked around!
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How are teens like cats?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?