Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
It was sick of being kicked around!
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What event do spiders love to attend?