What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Which insect is the smartest?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's black and white and red all over?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.