What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
How do bees get to school?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What's the holiest insect?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?