What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
What is another name for a cow?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Where are average things manufactured?