What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
How do bears keep cool?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?