Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Sure, but then they makeup.
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Where does water do all its banking?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call a sad latte?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?