Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Sure, but then they makeup.
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Families are like fudge.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do math teachers eat?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
How do hurricanes see?