Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Sure, but then they makeup.
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
When do cows get tired?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What animal floats best?
How do bears keep cool?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?