Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Sure, but then they makeup.
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
When does a horse talk?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do naked fish play with?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Board Game With A Twist
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?