Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
It was a generous dough-nation.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the sick chicken say?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?