Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
It was a generous dough-nation.
What does Santa order at the bar?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why was the cow afraid?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?