Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
It was a generous dough-nation.
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
When should baseball players wear armor?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why are sandals so indecisive?