Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs.
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you call a short cow?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Where does breakfast live?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Which cats love to be petted?