Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs.
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the mare gain weight?