Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why do bees gossip?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?