What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
I otter do that!
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What fish only swims at night?
What animal likes to party the most?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?