What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Curly fries!
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?