Why was the caboose always sneezing?
It was the back of an a-choo choo train.
What do cows say when you milk them?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do math teachers eat?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What are you studying in math?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?