Why was the caboose always sneezing?
It was the back of an a-choo choo train.
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?