Why was the caboose always sneezing?
It was the back of an a-choo choo train.
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?