Why was the caboose always sneezing?
It was the back of an a-choo choo train.
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What did summer say to spring?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why do hogs play so much football?