What sport is full of interior designers?
Rug-by.
The museum curator needed a break.
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you call a pig thief?