What sport is full of interior designers?
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Where do mice leave their boats?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which insect makes the best father?
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What do you call the dog magician?
What country has the most fish?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
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What do farmers do on February 14th?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did autumn say to summer?
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