What is a spider's favorite book?
Charlotte's Web!
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the cat start laughing?