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Because he had a lab coat.
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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do fish do at parades?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
How do you arrest a pig?
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Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?