What's a father's favorite flower?
A dad-fodil.
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Which animal is the most religious?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?