What's a father's favorite flower?
A dad-fodil.
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What's the politest month?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Can February March?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What was the detective duck trying to do?