What's a father's favorite flower?
A dad-fodil.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the turtle cross the road?