What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Bison!
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?