What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Bison!
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do fairies always drink?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What does a dog say before eating?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?