Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside!
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are frogs always happy?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What does an evil hen lay?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a silly hill?