Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside!
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What building always gets stains on it?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?