What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Battleship®.
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What says: oom oom oom?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?