What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante!
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do teachers do during summer break?
How does a penguin build its house?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why is spring the oddest season?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.