What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante!
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Which fly makes films?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why do bees buzz?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What is the color of the wind?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do fairies always drink?