What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante!
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
When should you start writing a book?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?