What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante!
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call octopus twins?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Which bug is related to you?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
How do frogs get to work?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?