Why are cowboys always religious?
The Bible spurs them to good deeds.
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
When does a horse talk?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Where do kittens go to school?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?