Why are cowboys always religious?
The Bible spurs them to good deeds.
Bears love exotic cars.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
If you need help building an ark...
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?