Why are cowboys always religious?
The Bible spurs them to good deeds.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the foal cough?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?