What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do fairies always drink?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?