What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do jokesters study in college?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
How do fall and winter say hello?