What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?