What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
Which bug is related to you?
Did you know about April 1st?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What bird is losing its hair?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why was the mime upset?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why didn't the melons get married?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What animal knows kung fu?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?