Where do cows go on the weekend?
The moo-vies.
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What season begins with a thud?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the confused bee say?
Why is summer always sad?
How is cat food sold?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why do runners watch so much TV?