Where do cows go on the weekend?
The moo-vies.
What tea do footballers drink?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?