Where do cows go on the weekend?
The moo-vies.
What is the opposite of coffee?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?