How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did electricity win the race?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?