How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles!
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's a forklift?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?