How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
How do snowmen get information?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do fish use for glasses?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?