Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Where do termites go camping?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Where do birds go to drink?
What is another name for a cow?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did summer say to spring?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?