Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why was the mime upset?