What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
A miracle.
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What's the friendliest national park?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?