What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
A miracle.
What do fairies always drink?
Why do bees buzz?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What's the politest month?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?