What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
A miracle.
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why is money so stubborn?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?