What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
A miracle.
Why don't ants get sick?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?