What kind of bee do teachers love?
A spelling bee.
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What time of day was Adam created?