What kind of bee do teachers love?
A spelling bee.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the confused bee say?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why do two skunks argue?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What is blue and not heavy?
How did the toad die?