What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Poul-try.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why was the bee sad?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?