What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Poul-try.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's a forklift?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the person sit on the clock?