Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
He eggs-foliates!
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
How do locomotives know where to go?