Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
He eggs-foliates!
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
How do automobiles fly?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?