What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Squeal of fortune!
What did the bread do on vacation?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?