What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Squeal of fortune!
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What is the color of the wind?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do math teachers eat?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
How do frogs get to work?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?