What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Squeal of fortune!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Bears love exotic cars.
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How do snowmen get information?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?