Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
It takes a while to rise.
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Where do polar bears vote?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What kind of store would a dog own?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?