Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
It takes a while to rise.
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's the most determined bird?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?