Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
It takes a while to rise.
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Which animals make the best football players?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Where do you take sick ponies?