Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
A Golden Retriever.
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?