Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
A Golden Retriever.
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What condiment has wings?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?