Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
A Golden Retriever.
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What tree has the most bark?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?