Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why do golfers hate cake?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?