Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
It's Crowded!
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What vegetables make the best music?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you call a retired vegetable?