Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
How do you spot a modern spider?
How do bees get to school?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a greedy elf?