Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Where do termites go camping?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What game do mice love to play?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?