Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
It bit off more cheese than it could chew.
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Where do actors go to pray?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?