Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
It bit off more cheese than it could chew.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's the friendliest national park?