Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
It bit off more cheese than it could chew.
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?