When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Summer vacation.
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the foal cough?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?