When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Summer vacation.
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What sports are both plant-based?
What school subject really rocks?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How did the toad die?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What animal styles their hair every day?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What are you studying in math?
Why was the fish so smart?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?