What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
Why are bakers so good at math?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What farm animal is best at karate?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?