What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did summer catch autumn?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?