What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How does dinner smell?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What are the smartest highways in the world?