What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What day do hands always go to church?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What animal always goes to heaven?