What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the fish blush?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?